Mischievously maniacal narcissist with rapier wit, more than a modicum of intelligence, a short attention span and poke it with a stick until it either runs away or she buries it in the back yard mentality seeks men who are quick on their feet and easy on the eyes. In addition, candidate must be blessed with a twisted sense of humor (that was twisted not sick), a great deal of patience and more than a great deal of endurance. Candidate must in addition enjoy an adventurous, outspoken, unpredictable, tempermental woman who knows her own mind and be able to read such wordy missives as this without having to constantly resort to Google to figure out what any of this means (or who at least has sense enough not to complain to me about having to constantly resort to Google to find out what any of this means). It is also probably ideal for said male to have a thick skin and to not take me more seriously than I take myself. Males who have actual opinions of their own are highly valued especially when said male is not afraid to butt heads with said narcissist.
My mother is Haitian, French and Native American (Creole). Her husband was also Haitian, French and Native American (Creole); however, her lover was reportedly Hawaiian and asian So I am either Haitian, French and Native American or Haitian, French, Native American, Hawaiian and Asian. (Try saying that 5 times fast). Most people say I look like I stepped off an island somewhere.
Unlike some people, I don't go about scattering my pic all around like confetti. Besides, you live in or near the same city as I do. Say you turn out to be a weirdo or a psycho stalker. I can't have you running about knowing what I look like when there's an actual chance you could actually run into me. I also want to be liked or disliked more for who I am than what I look like. My looks are a bonus.
So I will offer you this deal: For every day you manage to hold my attention I will send you a piece of a picture of me. If you make it all the way through you can have my whole picture. If you're REALLY good you can have a couple of extra ones as well.
Are you up for the challenge?
