Funny stuff
"i want to die in my sleep just like my grand father did not like the people screaming in the backseat "
"if you can't enjoy a good cartoon what's the point in living?"
"always remember to laugh at yourself that way they really are laughing with you"
"what rolls downs stairs along or in pairs and runs over your nieghbours dog? what fits on your back and is good for a snack it's log log log"
"it's log log it's big it's heavy it's wood"
"it's log log it's better then bad it's good"
And The Boring About me Info lol
I'm a recently separated 38 year old single father of an 8 year old son who shares my birthday and which i have shared custody (50/50) whom is my world im a dad first (o/c single moms out will understand that one) but this does not mean i don't want or have time for that special someone in my life.
I'm not looking for a mother for my son he has one already nor do i have any baby mama issues we get along just fine for his sake.
I'm strong minded confident stubborn and a clown at times but i do have serious side when needed.
I can be brutally honest to a point but i don't set out to hurt anyone's feelings.
I go by the rule before you ask the question make sure you want to know the answer.
Im also a student i will be taking upgrading at Durham college followed by computer programming
im a trained PC tech so if you got PC problems you know who to call lol
I run a small side computer business fixing building repairing and teaching computers
I have a great sense of humor i'm easy going and laid back
i'm about 5'6" with a shaved head mustache and goatee.
i'm king of thypos if you haven't noticed already
i love to make people laugh
i am hopeless romantic or is that romantically hopeless lol
I truly believe in love at first sight and that chivalry is not dead.
I like treating that special someone like they are my world
I enjoy computers reading movies music online gaming ( yes i'm a wow fan n a bit of a nerd lol)
i love intelligent conversation
i'm looking for someone to be friends first and go from there i'm not looking to rush into anything but if the right person comes along then who knows.
i'm looking for someone close to my own age
single mothers more then welcome i love my kid and have no issues with yours.
to lighten the mood
you ever notice we have some weird sayings
look out below ? ( meaning to warn of danger from above)
though technically by saying this aren't you actually putting the person in danger telling them not only to look out but down so they don't' see the danger from above. Wouldn't it make more sense to say get out of the way or hey buddy don't stick your head out the window lol
don't look a gift horse in the mouth (meaning don't question a gift i guess never quite got that one)
again when you think of it who is gonna give you a horse for a gift and more importantly if someone did it's your horse damn horse you can look it in the mouth if you want to lol.
a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush ( meaning not a clue)
but if you have a bird in your hand why would you care about the two in the bush although i don't quite know why one bird regardless of where it's sitting is worth more then 2
and remember if drunken aliens mess with your brain you mess with there bathroom after all if you have to go through life as a drooling moron you can at least make there 25 million light year trip home just as shitty.
