hoggy

Primarily, I am a realist with few fantasies about who I am. I'm a confident, low esteem man with opinions and a decent soul. My humor is tailored to the people I'm around but left to my own devices it can be dry and more often misunderstood. I eat meat and vegetables! Admittedly I am tough to get to know in person but open up fairly quickly via impersonal platforms. Friends say I talk a lot, but I'll never tell any one person everything.

I prefer to be outdoors and I'll do most anything (low impact) my body can handle. I've been spotted in museums, theaters and coffee houses when an interest draws me. Occasionally I need some motivation but rarely do I need a reason. Not a big fan of dancing and I'll probably choose removing my own toe before karaoke. I have a few skills but not really 'talented' at any one, since everything I know is self-taught.

I'm reasonably friendly with my X, my teen kids think I'm an out-of-touch old man, and I think these are both good signs. I Don't like living where I am but my job and family tie me here for the time being. Cooking my own food is a necessity. Unfortunately it's not in my nature to follow recipes as I rather view them more as 'flavor guidelines'. The people I know well have heard most, if not all my stories which I fear makes me boring so its time to generate new ones. Wanna help?