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Looking someone pretty with at least 1 arm and 1 leg... or a maximum of 2 heads. If you'll be my Sleeping Beauty, I'll be your Shrek!
Hi, I'm Jp and although I speak fluent english australian and American, I'm not really a true linguist. But I do enjoy watching Spanish and russian news despite having no idea what they're saying… it makes me feel more intelligent. I have a great sense of humour and always make myself laugh, even though my jokes aren't funny. In general I'm pretty laid back except when crocodiles are chasing me.. its not really their fault, I am just irresistibly tasty;) Otherwise I'm a regular guy – I shower in the mornings with bodywash.. I eat breakfast once a day.. and I sleep when I'm tired. I enjoy fencing without armour.. I like to go to the movies to escape the dark.. and I love beavers