Do you believe that decisions shape destiny? I can count from zero to
infinity in 12 minutes and have participated in full contact gardening
tournaments. I sing, paint, and I read - Not necessarily in that order with
cherry on top. A long time ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot
to write it down. I dodge, duck, hug, and I sing - Simultaneously. I think
five is a sufficiently close approximation to infinity. I can beat most
psychics in their predictions and have one arm attached to the right side
of my body. I balance, frolic, read, and I dodge - All at the same time. I am
a double noble-prize winner, although I can turn off street lamps
using telekinesis. I think that creativity is allowing yourself to make
mistakes, but art is knowing which ones to keep. I breed prize-winning
bees. I believe the trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has
the same size bucket. And yet I have to find somebody to share my life with...