Disillusioned, single white male in dead-end job seeks young attractive dangerously unstable psychotic temptress for confusing mind games intermingled with episodes of deep meaningless pleasure.
I'm a warm, loving, caring, kind-hearted, very affectionate and down-to-earth man, ideally suited to being exploited and manipulated for your entertainment.
You, are ideally a twisted, self-centred, calculating pleasure seeker who is endlessly fixated with texting your friends and updating your facebook profile while we make out.
If the following accurately describes you, then there may be a chance for us:
1] You don't believe all that you read and you do have a sense of humour really
2] You would like to love and be loved by a warm, affectionate, caring, kind-hearted, genuine, loyal and down-to-earth man
If you'd like to know more about me wink at me or send me an Email! I don't bite... much, and if i do, its normally just a shallow flesh wound which I find tends to heal in just a few weeks.