TheImpaler

“I am a rocket scientist. I've appeared on the cover of GQ – twice. And after mastering italian I became an international super spy. Right now, I'm yachting my way across the Caribbean, stealing top-secret information, and sipping martinis… shaken, not stirred.

…Okay, fine. I exaggerated *just* a smidge. But I do like a good martini and I got A+ in my University. I clean up good and know how to turn on the charm. I love spending the weekend outside exploring the area, BBQing with friends, and harassing my neighbors with my music. (They secretly admires it, of course.) I will warn you that I dance like a fool at weddings. Really. I will embarrass you. But if I do my job right, you'll be laughing too much to care. Message me for more straight talk and lets see what comes.. :P

…Just your typical gentleman / adventurer. Eating penne with white sauce BLUZZ, enjoying my scotch in SomePlaceElse, or taking last-minute trips to some hill station… Lel kiddin again.. During the week, I'm an businessman. I'm sure you'd love to hear all the ins-and-outs of my typical day… but I'll spare you the 169-slide PowerPoint with all the details. For now.