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Female. More or less within the basic parameters I've outlined elsewhere on my profile. The rest is negotiable and will be approached on a case-by-case basis.
I am a man with a hard life and easy moral values. I was born on 31 May 1979 in secret from my parents My star sign is the big Dipper. Not very competent when it comes to music - my favourite singer is Abraham Lincoln. My hobby involves massive nosebleeds. In the past life I was the favourite horse of General Carter's favourite stallion. I believe in death after life, love after sex and cologne after shaving. My favourite sport is strip snowball fight. I regularly do two things: sleep with Angelina Jolie and lie. I dress only in the best grocery stores. As a kid, I fell down a flight of stairs and damaged my lateral thinking, but I did manage to download muscles from the Internet. Hey, at least I'm a black sheep among dark horses. My favourite food is QuikEze. I am a fan of literature by the Traffic Accident Commission and I know over 80 rhymes to the word "punt". Any more questions?