Stinson

I am a selfish jerk looking for a woman to play mind games with. I am on this site to find women that are hot and extremely shallow, and preferably not that bright either.

I am also willing to consider ugly but extremely rich women, especially those that are getting on in years or in poor or failing health. I would also entertain the idea of a brief relationship with a nymphomaniac liquor store owner or any current or former employee of hooters.

If you seek a self destructive relationship with a guy that will never ask you how your day was, never ever talk about feelings, I am your man. If you would like to have conversation only about me and my life and come away from our brief relationship with a sense of being used and much lowered self-esteem I strongly urge you to reply.

You should be shallow, materialistic, have more baggage than Samsonite, a diagnosed mental problem (at least one!) and hopefully you have a problem with drugs or booze, perhaps both. Psych meds a plus. I also encourage woman that have “daddy” issues, cry after or during sex and those that toss around the L word on the second date to apply.

while our time in a relationship will be brief I promise it will be an emotional rollercoaster-one that will provide you and your therapist material for years to come.

You should also like prison tattoos, especially those on the face neck and chest area.

Now that I have your attention:

Things I am good at:

1. I have a great sense of humor

2. I are an good communicator, I can talk about feelings

3. I am 100% honest. sometimes it is good and some times not so much

4. I am really good at talking about myself on the internet.

5. I constantly push myself to be better- physically, emotionally, professionally.

6. I have to admit that every time I go into a bathroom and look in a mirror I am shocked about how good looking I am.

7. I once drank 5 red-bulls in a day.

And the not so good...

1. I once drank 5 red-bulls in a day.