I am living large and taking charge ;)
I get ignored so much that my nickname
should be Terms And Conditions.
Love me, hate me - either way you're
thinking of me!
If time is money I am running out of time.
I'd rather eat chocloate than worry about if
I have a thigh gap!
WARNING: I have an attitude and I know
how to use it!
I'm so HOT - I make fire!
My daily routine: Get up. Be awesome. Go
back to bed.
I can count the amount of boyfriends I've
had on one hand. If I use a calculator.
When I get lonely I set my phone's alarm to
go off every 15 minutes and imagine people
are texting me.
Perhaps I could be of assistance? After all,
I happen to be awesome.
I have a disease called AWESOME. Kiss me
I'm contagious!
I have an eating disorder. I'm about to eat
dis order of pizza, dis order of fries and dis
order of nuggets.
I meant to behave, but there were so many
other options.
I wish Facebook would notify me when
someone delete's me. That way I could
'Like' it.
