Ex-pat Englishman, spent most of my adult life, living, working & travelling around various parts of the globe...
Very grateful to have been fortunate enough to escape the UK before the brex(sh)it hit the fan... Not so grateful about landing in country where the women all appear to view me as some sort of radioactive death banana with legs .... So... In hindsight, wishing I had chosen Spain instead… (still considering it) …
So... if any of you ladies, might care to wiggle into your haz-mat suit & sachet on down to the (somewhat falsely) perceived nuclear disaster zone that is my life, that would be just lovely thank you… I promise to keep a minimum distance of 6ft away from you at all times… "Does not have cooties" certification, happily provided upon request… :0P
Music nut, vinyl collector, studio tinkerer, creator of discord, maker of mischief, squat party aficionado, noisy bugger, inanimate object conversationalist, modern primitive lover of esoterica, can't sing for toffee - insists on doing it anyway, laughs a lot (usually at own ridiculousness).
I very much doubt I weigh 40kg. But I have no idea, as I haven't bothered to stand on a scale in the last 30+ years.