Second time's the charm. I want a mate who can be extremely s3xual, passionate, witty, laugh at themselves because lord knows I do that, go out to a show, get too drunk and get in a fight, sit on our asses and do nothing all day, and have a bbq in the backyard with some friends.
I want someone versatile but that isn't married to a single way of living. I'm so over not being happy that I don't have time for negativity and boring-ness. Unless we decide we feel like being boring.
I don't want you to care too much what you put in your body but also don[t go all the other way either. Life's a balance.
I'm a pretty large presence so you can't be shy. Well too shy. And you need to have just a dash of scummy in ya. My morals are pretty high but we need to be able to go a little crazy every once in a while.
And you should probably punch me in the face, exactly once, if you want me to fall in love with you.