Tell me an embarrassing, yet funny story.
What is the funniest joke that you know?
What was your favorite restaurant as a kid (Yes, Chuck E Cheese counts)?
What would your dream job combination be? Mine would be a space-cowboy!
What’s the worst thing about peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
What’s the weirdest smell you have ever smelled?
What is the weirdest thing you are afraid of?
What is something that across the board, everyone looks stupid doing?
If animals could talk which animal would be the rudest?
If a squirrel could talk do you think it would have a really high voice or a really low voice?
What would be the absolute worst name that you could give your child?
What two items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?
What movie completely changes its plot when you change one letter in its title?
What is something that hasn’t happened yet, but would certainly break the internet?
What is the silliest way that you’ve been injured?
What quote or saying do people often say but you believe is complete trash?
What was the funniest thing you’ve seen recently online?
What makes you laugh?
What is the weirdest thing that you have ever eaten?
What is a funny excuse that you have given to leave a party early?
What old person tendencies do you have?
What did you think was cool as a kid, but isn’t actually cool now?
Which of the Seven Dwarves is most like your personality?
What is one of the most embarrassing phases you went through?
What about your teenage self embarrasses you the most?
What is your go-to joke?
What is the funniest text you’ve gotten?
What makes you smile without fail?
What is the craziest dream you’ve had?
Do you think you’d survive a zombie apocalypse? Why or why not?
What is the funniest story you know?
What is your favorite drink to order at a bar?
What was your worst fashion disaster?
If you had to change your name to something totally new, what would be your new name?
Come up with a great Knock-knock-joke.
If you had to name a chapter in your life right now, what would it be called?
What would the book about your life be called?