To start a worthwhile date process
these are the things you must possess:
Each limb and eyeball still intact
and very usable, in fact.
Smart and sensual, “toppie” style,
a knack or two to make me smile.
Sound of mind and large of heart,
your best is NOT to be your fart!
Fun and friendly, no abuse,
a man that I would want to use!
Into birds, the feathered kind,
and nature walks to just unwind.
One bottle of red ruby wine
to toast a life that can be fine.
A retiree will be the best,
young at heart and full of zest!
White of skin with hair or not,
a note to prove your rabies shot!
Here and now I must conclude,
with more to come if I’m pursued.