MissKirstin

Long walks on the beach are gay.

I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany...

I'm kind of a big deal.

People know me.

Don't challenge me to an eating contest.

Unlike the rest of the clichй female population, I like to eat. A lot.

You're probably wondering if i'm down to date.

Well, I can assure you that I defiantly am down to frisbee, because it's a perfectly good way to exercise and have fun I like to make people laugh even if it's at my own expense... I don't take much seriously, but I'm serious when it counts.

For example: this joint is a joke really, I mean... "I like to watch movies on the couch that my girlf has picked and we will cuddle and stare into eachothers eyes all night" blah blah blah who even does that these days... Really.

I WON'T SLEEP WITH YOU.

Ever.

I'm celibate.

Also it's sewn together.

That's if you make it passed the chastity belt.

I love cars a stupid amount for a girl Holden is the only way to go.

I like to go down the pub on a Friday and then just relax the rest of the weekend.

If you're out to f**k with me, don't bother, i'm not interested in a casual dating or being a f**k buddy.

I can talk the leg of a chair. There is no point adding me if you're a potplant who can't hold an interesting, funny conversation.

So, if you aren't old, if you're not Indian (lets face it, you guys can't drive and it makes me pretty mad) and you can hold a conversation, say hi :)

Thanks for stopping by.

But mostly - Stay classy.