I'm a genuine Man and I have the DNA test results to prove it.
I have often been compared to John Lennon, the Dalai Lama, Winston Churchill, Stephen Fry and Michael Buble and the consensus was that they are all much better than me.
I think going to Oxford has significantly shaped the man I am today..... my only regret is that I couldn't find anywhere to park....
My glass is always half full....I want to find out who's been drinking it
I wear my heart on my sleeve....which is pretty gross I know and the tubes can get in the way sometimes
I have an open mind and have to wear a hat when it rains
Not into mind games although I don't mind Sudoku or a Pub Quiz as I know a lot about them
I love animals and children but don't think I could eat a whole one
I'm a keen Numismatist(coin collector) and I also enjoy stamp collecting(Felatio)
I don't have any baggage but I'm hoping to get compensation from Gulfair soon
I'm something of an entrepreneur and had my own paper shop but sadly it folded. I started again from nothing but one day high winds got the better of me.
I took the opportunity of working abroad as a Camel Trainer but I was fired when my boss got the hump over me being late for work.
I thought I had found a way to make an easy million in Egypt but it turned out to be just another Pyramid scam
As a keen amateur Chemist I once invented a type of acid that would burn through absolutely anything, however my success was short lived as I couldn't find anything to keep it in
I really am a keep fit fanatic and have all the videos...I like the Jane Fonda one especially...I do have a fitness tip for you. It only takes 11 muscles to smile and 40 to frown so if you want to give your face a workout try frowning more
I am a romantic with old fashioned values and believe in opening car doors for a lady....unfortunately that did get me into trouble with the police on a few occasions
I like to call a Spade a Spade except when I am in Greece, then it would be a цфхЬсй
My dream would be to meet someone who is articulate, educated, loves animals and nature. Perhaps spends her spare time working for charity or promoting world peace, always putting the welfare of others before her own. She could look a million dollars for a special occasion, confidently conversing with important dignitaries but be equally at home mucking out the stables in jeans and t shirt. She would write poetry or short stories and be proficient in a musical instrument. She would be an accomplished cook with a private income........ However, if you happen to have large breasts and child bearing thighs don't worry about all that, please get in touch now.
One of my pet hates is bad grammer. Honestly, we all have spel chekkers nowadays so there aint no excuse for sloppiness of this kynd
Looking for someone EXTRAORDINARY who probably doesn't realise it (work that one out!)
UPDATE: PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR naughty PICS OR cam SEX I'M NOT THAT KIND OF FELLOW, BESIDES IT CAN MAKE A REAL MESS OF YOUR CAM!
