Just like everyone else online, I am fun and fit and so totally in love with life - blah blah blah.
I have a quirky sarcastic perverse witty and dry sense of humour - I am interested in everything ...interesting.
I am looking for a girl who I just can't stop wanting to talk to, someone who has a useful opinion on everything - someone who isn't always right (...boring) - someone who sees the funny side of nearly everything in life. A girl who is more intelligent than she thinks, who would give most things a try (...once), who can eat everything, who is older than she looks, and older than she acts, tall-ish, thin-ish, fit-ish..... Complex but uncomplicated !!
I prefer genuine rather than artificial (everything) !.... Petrol, sweeteners, breasts, music, leather, wood, , , , ,
Non toxic breath, a waist I can reach around, affectionate, monogamous, loyal, confident and not possessive or jealous when you know I'm all yours.
.....And you can get along with your ex(es) - if you don't you probably won't understand how I can get along with mine.