Available now - 1 tall, not so dark handsome guy, 30 low mileage years. Rust free and no odour.
In mint condition with a sense of humour and infectious laughter.
Sparkly smile included with a warm and friendly interior.
Pre-programmed with sensitivity and understanding.
Available in sweet, bubble gum and honey & lemon flavours (dilute to taste).
Waterproof to 1.82 meters.
Batteries not required as powered by awesomeness.
Comes with free delivery and available out of hours.
Made in Northampton.
Not sold to buyers who have previously been registered as grumpy ;)
Warning: Contains nuts.
If you made it this far down - Hey, thanks for visiting my profile. I'm a laid back individual who likes films, movies and pictures, Really into sci fi and Marvel. I like tinkering with my car and hanging out with my friends.
I like to read real books that I can hold in my hand and if the weather is nice I go cycling.
Looking for a nice sensible girl to share my free time with.
Currently learning to cook and I am very pleased I haven't given myself food poisoning yet :)
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