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Dammit,
She said I’m sorry, I’m not feeling this - time to break up, and I said we can’t stay together for the kids. So now I am going down this rabbit hole and riding this carousel. Kids are going away to college or bored to death and now I am alone. I am a pretty easy target looking for a first date. I am not a dumpweed, degenerate, orfentoozler. But I am a man overboard, that’s a little bit of the rock show, a little bit reckless abandon, with a sprinkle of toast and bananas. It may not be obvious but I have nipples of fury, M+M’s for lunch, and time. What’s my age again? Looking for a pretty little girl maybe Peggy Sue or Josie, who will dance with me and not leave me the ghost on the dance floor. Want it to feel like the first time with another girl, another planet, someone who understands all the small things matter. I have a new hope, not cynical but right now home is such a lonely place. This is my anthem, hope it wasn’t boring. Here’s to Ben wah balls and better days!
- story of a lonely guy (please take me home)