About me?? Really?? How many of us reads those sections? I don't... Not until you pass the "looks" test. If I came up so far, I guess I am safe So here it goes a story for you that you HAVEN'T heard before! :p
Ever tried to kill a spider with hair spray? I did! The weird thing is it didn't die and yet its hair looked FABULOOOOUS!!! :) Why does it not look that good on me??? I don't know...Made me kind of jealous though. Cause I know for a fact that it is all about the looks on SE? Right? You can be the most entertaining person in the world, maybe even a rock star but guess who "ROCKS" the girls' world... Not that guy, no not him or even not me... That bloody spider rules us whole. :( So here it goes:
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves getting rid of that guy for good, for us. You may select a team member highly capable of handling dangerous situations, mobile, sarcastic and possesses the ability to throw in good banter in emergency :).... Rest will come in I guess...
As always, should any member of your team be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow all knowledge of your actions
Every search for a hero must begin with something which every hero requires, a villain.
Good Luck!