Davidtom

Yeah... I really am THAT f'n great. Ask anyone. Serious. You still reading this? You think I'd LIE about such a thing? I bet you're wondering to yourself right now.... wow, how can such greatness be contained in just one person well let me tell you, it isn't easy. I have to wake up EVERY day with the knowledge that I am, in fact, the greatest. It's a burden I wouldn't want to put on anyone. How do I do it you ask? Well, I take comfort in knowing that with your realization of just how amazing I am, you yourself have just stepped up to a higher level of accolade. Congratulate yourself, but not to much. Cause you have a long way to achieve Joeness. Its not an easy path, but you may reach 1% of 1% of the greatness that is Joe. So, bask in my greatness.. no... no.. thanking me isn't necessary, I'm just glad I could help. So sayeth the Joe. (WAY to many people are taking my 'about me' seriously...)