1. I make a mean Pad Thai.
2. I would never jump out of a plane without a parachute.
3. Jack Tripper is my favorite TV character.
4. I roll on shabbaz—and only on shabbaz.
5. I never cop out by saying "it is what it is".
6. I used to be a Sagittarius, but I converted to Ophiuchus.
7. You should see me in a bathing suit.
8. The rock gym is my new favorite place.
9. I love to tear up the periodical racks at the bookstore
10. I've been on both the bad and good side of breakups.
11. I slept in this morning.
12. I'll pick you up something unexpected when I run to the store for a loaf of bread, a stick of butter, and a quart of milk.
13. I got the basics: solid employment, my own house, and my own car.
14. I like cinnamon in my coffee.
15. I'm the best kisser ever, but I'll let you be the judge of that.
16. My dawg is a klutz.
17. I know how to order off of the wine list.
18. We should get together and plan a party for Tom Waits' birthday. It's tomorrow.
19. I don't think jokes are funny; I think people who trip and fall are hysterical.
20. I like to clean the lint trap out of the dryer.
21. I will always hold your hand when we cross the street.
22. I got the basics (part II) : great hygiene, do my own laundry, and nice penmanship.
23. I have been runner up in a beauty pageant.
24. I am the proud owner of a library card.
25. I have climbed a mountain, run a race and attended a banquet all in the same day...all before 1:00 pm
26. I'll remember in December that thing you saw that you really wanted the previous May.
27. I love to cut the grass.
28. We should have a "who's-wearing-the-cooler-underwear" contest sometime.
29. I'm currently obsessing over the word "obsolete."
30. I've lived in Colorado, New Mexico, Maryland, and Virginia. But Pittsburgh is home.
31. I think we should at least talk.
Seriously, If you're reading this, you know we're both looking for a partner. As the Zen Master says "I guess we'll see..."
