Ariman87

Welcome to the human equivalent of a dumpster fire! I'm your tour guide through the wreckage: a master of self-sabotage and bad decisions. If you’re looking for someone to bring chaos into your life, you’ve hit the jackpot. My hobbies include overthinking every minor detail until it’s a full-blown existential crisis, making sure my life resembles a tragicomedy, and ensuring that any plans we make will inevitably go up in flames.

I'm fluent in sarcasm, and my idea of a good time involves dark humor, cynical commentary, and pointing out the absurdity of existence. If you’re tired of sunshine and rainbows, and you’re more into storm clouds and the occasional existential dread, then we might just get along.

What I’m looking for? Someone who can handle my dark humor without crying themselves to sleep, preferably someone whose life is just as much of a train wreck as mine. Bonus points if you enjoy bad decisions, awkward social interactions, and the occasional emotional meltdown.

Swipe right if you think you can handle the rollercoaster ride. Swipe left if you’re looking for stability and happiness—because that’s definitely not my brand.